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Tee Demotivational Poster


HER STEED -


TAGS: dog girl horsey steed cubby
Rating: 4.41/5

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matrice666 - July 5, 2010, 10:46 am
They see me ridin' ,they hatin'
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 10:37 pm
That Pug is about the size of my head. Would make a nice snack though...I'm always hungry an hour after Chinese food.
Cubbybear - July 1, 2010, 10:33 pm
Trash doing the Cubby thing w/ Asian girls? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 10:19 pm
those 4 legs and that color scheme look familar...hmmmm. 5L


THE CAVE OF KYRE BANORG -


TAGS: holy grail sharp pointy teeth
Rating: 4.84/5

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natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:47 pm
Hilarious pic, but too bad that some HUMAN actually THREW a DEAD rabbit at Mr kitty cat. What, you think that that human just took that picture at just the right time by ACCIDENT?
MetalliTool - November 10, 2011, 10:51 pm
With big pointy teeth!


REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.2/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am

Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am
Funny, work on sentence structure


IT'S FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH - Someone isn't happy with Rebecca


TAGS: friday thirteenth
Rating: 4.54/5

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MyMeatStick1 - May 18, 2011, 2:38 am
Jason is earths only hope!


Never saw it Coming -


TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.75/5

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calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm
^know
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am
156460
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps


C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

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Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


1st Impressions -


TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.58/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...


NOT AN ORDINARY BUNNY -


TAGS: holy grail sharp pointy teeth
Rating: 4.93/5

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NickelinDimer - December 23, 2015, 12:26 am
"Oh-look! My meal comes with a side of Raisinets carried inside until just before being eaten... And Look! Lemonade too!!
rudeboy308 - July 29, 2011, 5:20 pm
You made me laugh AND soil my armor.
Sean - July 29, 2011, 4:40 pm
Just remember, chaps, the description of the rabbit turned out to be a bit of an understatement. Just saying.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2011, 1:57 am
I hear that Holy hand grenades come with happy meals these days.
jflavius - July 29, 2011, 1:48 am
He's got great tusks! Well ... look at the bones!
deChelca - July 28, 2011, 11:58 pm
What's he gonna do? Nibble me bum?


TMNT - 'cause "Teenage Mutant Ninja Horses" just didn't quite make the cut




Bierce on The Ego -




YNGWIE MALMSTEEN - Trust me, he loves 'em.




TOOL -


TAGS: missing teeth stupid grin hillbilly
Rating: 4.48/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am
Agreed .. 5L


TEENAGE DAUGHTER -


TAGS: girls teen fatherhood attitude parenting
Rating: 4.88/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 10:00 pm
Pretty damn funny
Reality Lord - February 5, 2012, 7:24 am

awesome
oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:32 pm
moove get out the way move
agdaniele - February 23, 2011, 5:55 pm
And young guys today think it's hard to make a girlfriend out of one... they have no idea.
culos - February 23, 2011, 2:05 pm
You're sooooooooooo right, Mine's is 15 and sweet! (She made me say that...)


BEAUTIFUL -


TAGS: woman esteem beauty mirror insecurity
Rating: 4.23/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:19 pm
Women aren't god's gift to mankind. They're just humans, like everyone else. They are a combination of good, bad, happy, sad, foolish, wise, beauty, and ugly. That being said, I don't dislike women, I like them more because they're just like me.
spacedog - August 2, 2010, 1:05 am
Bingo! 5L


ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN -


TAGS: dogs child children self esteem
Rating: 4.95/5

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Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 10:22 am
great pic and never a truer word spoken on behalf of the most loyal of all animals.
Greybeard - October 13, 2012, 10:33 pm
Thank you for the compliment. You create alot of very nice posters as well and I enjoy them. Posting this on that site per your recommendation. : )
MissPriss - October 13, 2012, 2:20 pm
You create awesome posters greybeard...if you haven't already, post this over at digmydog as well!


OKAY - exactly what was it you were complaining about again?


TAGS: amputee disabled okami
Rating: 4.64/5

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GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 9:06 pm
So...You had/got Die-A-bee-tus?
okami - July 15, 2011, 4:18 am
well, i'm a double amputee, myself; lost both legs to Type 2 Diabetes, the second June 2011. i have serious doubts it's shopped, though i don't know the specifics of this case. i've personally known children with missing limbs, so i'll give 'im a pass.
cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:17 am
And this is not 'shopped?


THIS JUST IN... - Kowabunga!


TAGS: april o neil tmnt teenage mutant ninja turtles redhead redheads
Rating: 2.63/5

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Weapon X - November 25, 2010, 2:23 pm
LOVE this one!!! But April was NEVER a redhead...except maybe for what's-her-name in the first movie...and even then, that doesn't count...


CAPTAIN CAVEMAN - A short hairy guy touring around with 3 hot chicks? (Sound like a Ron Jeremy movie.)


TAGS: capt captain caveman cavey teen angel hanna barbera cartoon cartoons
Rating: 3.6/5

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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 9:45 am
hahaha thats how you do it man 5 poodles for you!
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:19 am
BWAHAHAAHAAA!!! jalford actually made a 'funny'!!!


DEAR GOD -




NERDS -


TAGS: nerd with huge glasses and bad teeth poster evolution
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:17 pm
Nerds do think of sex most of the time, but ironically enough they can also conduct an intellectual conversation; unlike your average Jock who doesn't even know how to put a letter into an envelope. 5L for the nerds!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:10 am
Thank you for supporting our community. Yes, I said community.
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:41 am
Nerds are better in bed. Jocks are sexier, but all they think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex


DICTIONARY -




LOOK MA - No Hands


TAGS: amputate amputee arms hands ma look fail shame ouch sad
Rating: 2.61/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:32 am
How does she cup the balls? or make a sammich for that matter?....but never in that order.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 1:17 am
so very fucked up yet so very hilarious


COURAGE -


TAGS: courage lie place blame teeth
Rating: 4.79/5

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rerun - July 24, 2013, 7:46 pm

@nichols.....please keep political comments on politifake. Thanks
nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:37 pm
The Obama Administration in a nutshell.
mariand - February 4, 2012, 7:25 pm
nice one!


JUDGEMENTAL BOX - is not impressed


TAGS: box rooster teeth gus geoff awesome evil
Rating: 3.62/5

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Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 6:07 pm
Anybody else knows Gregory horror show? .... No, I don't think so.


TEENAGE DAUGHTERS -


TAGS: teenage daughters revenge
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 15, 2017, 10:18 pm
It's nothing a stiff beating won't help.
motifayk - May 2, 2014, 5:29 pm
Must agree with the homer on that one,, 5L
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 2:31 am
Pretty friggin' good for a first post!


18 -


TAGS: eighteen turtle tortois
Rating: 5/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:03 am
Hmm... looks like it's the female one talking in the picture though.


TODAY'S CHILDREN -


TAGS: children teens offlineonline extreme bullying
Rating: 4.54/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:42 pm
Poor souls, may god have mercy on them in the next world. My prayers are with the families.
tellitlikeitis - June 18, 2011, 6:32 am
Unfortunately true... but the truth about it is that it's "them" who are the weak ones!
Reality Lord - June 17, 2011, 8:02 am

all these new rules they have in school are bs. the bottom line is the same now as it was when i was a kid. if they "shove" you....swing back as hard and as often as you can. bullies see "nice people" as weak.
tellitlikeitis - June 16, 2011, 11:48 am
Totally agree Demo. More and more kids today are doing various crimes and these kids are so young! Why not do it when there's not much consequence to face.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 11:00 pm
Indeed, however i do believe that if a complaint is made that is how police see it however due to the fact that most bullies are underage nothing comes of it, which is a shame, it definately needs to be taken more seriously.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 7:04 pm
The laws need change the wording from "bullying" to "harassment" and charge the bully with man-slaughter.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 6:55 pm
No worries Mooooo..Usually it is the ugly kids that get picked on, not today though. Probably jeasouly i guess and insecurity on the bully's part. It's just an aweful shame-- that's all I meant from the poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:11 pm
Sorry tellit........I miss the heartless sadism of the old motifake
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:09 pm
Why were the hotter girls bullied?.....they're 4's maybe 5's if I was still drinking.......whatever happened to only picking on the poor and ugly kids?.........BRB, I have to go punch my mailperson.....(she has braces)
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 12:20 pm
Ouch! I didn't realize that there would be so many comments on this one. Let me just knock those chips off your shoulders.
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
"Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something."
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
Bullying will always exist as long as there are insecure a55holes in the world. We don't have to like it, but al least accept the fact. The choice is: whine about how unfair it is, or teach our kids how to deal with it in a constructive, non-lethal way.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:50 am
tellitlikeitis you obviously have no sence of sarcastic humor, i was bullied very badly at school but delt with it when i realised that A) kids in other parts of the world are starving, homeless etc B)There are assholes everywhere get used to it.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:02 pm
what really irks me is usually the bullies who drive them to suicide get no punishment. They boo hoo it up say sorry then go on with there lives while the victim cant.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:00 pm
As a bullied youth who now has to cope with schools doing nothing about the bullying of my kids I really have a soft spot for these kids and what they went through.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 6:37 pm
As you can all see, their attractive looking kids. Most typically the "bully" is someone who has extreme inadequacies, so they must empower themselves by bringing someone else down--cowards tend to do that. Demo33, obviously you have no kids or no heart.
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 12:55 pm
ahhh fuck em they probably deserved it. x
Sho - June 14, 2011, 10:32 am
I've been through this at some point, the thoughts of suicide and killing everyone was on my mind
legolasegb - June 14, 2011, 10:16 am
Yeah, but you didn't commit suicide. There's got to be a lot more wrong than just being bullied to prompt someone to commit suicide.
Hawamleh - June 14, 2011, 10:02 am
You'll find that bullying is quite obsolete here in Jordan. It's more of a Hazing thing here.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 9:22 am
I think that many of us have been somewhat bullied at sometime or another-- it just breaks my heart to see this happen. These are real pictures of kids that have experienced "extremed bullied".
forseti - June 14, 2011, 3:58 am
well... today is total lack of mercy assignment day. I lol'd... Sorry!
justme - June 14, 2011, 2:08 am
great one... I've been bullied too so i know how it feels...


COSPLAY AMPUTEE -




GOD DAMMIT - After all the God damn shitty posts, you're goddamn lucky you can log on to this site, God dammit!


TAGS: not another teen movie coach goddammit knee drop owned
Rating: 2.47/5

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Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 4:51 am
Don't get pissed at me fo- oh wait, that one was not for me. Carry on.


DAILY HOROSCOPE - LEO Satisfaction Guaranteed




MY MIND - It's like a steel trap... rusty and illegal in 37 states.




TOO EARLY -


TAGS: parent child teen
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2013, 10:49 pm
Ouch! ROFLMAO!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 2:50 pm
Well 5aid!


devils and dust -


TAGS: nathan cirillo canada ottawa springsteen
Rating: 4.68/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:02 am
Well done RL!
maoworks2 - October 23, 2014, 2:55 pm
That Was Great .


BIRDS AND BEES WON'T CUT IT THESE DAYS -


TAGS: father son talk teen life
Rating: 4.41/5

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MashiMashi - March 3, 2012, 12:20 pm
...And then we talke to my daughter (sister) and WE (DAD+SON) learned a lot, oh and how we did.


QUOTH THE RAVEN -


TAGS: raven is her name teen titans beast boy
Rating: 3.73/5

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mariana - October 24, 2009, 12:09 pm
i love teen titans (especially raven and beast boy)now that i no it was you who made this i got 2 say thanks!! this always makes me laugh!!
omnia - September 27, 2009, 7:08 am
and i'm in that demographic
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 4:45 pm
relevant*...another typo; I'm off my game.
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 4:44 pm
Well, it is a small demographic: people who find Teen Titans relavent AND get the Poe reference. I just couldn't resist making it, though.
Firefist Ace - September 26, 2009, 4:27 pm
Too epic for many to understand^^ 12 Lions!
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 3:25 pm
Thanks, woody. I'm glad someone liked it. People seem to be voting low. I starting to suspect that I have my own personal sniper. *eyes shift back and forth*
Woodywood03a - September 26, 2009, 3:16 pm
That one is too funny!!!


ALICE -


TAGS: life time wonderland tale character novel teen girl oz tea
Rating: 3.72/5

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Eugene - August 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Epic Nice,simple,and win


YAWN! -




WISDOM IS DIFFICULT TO ACHIEVE -


TAGS: wisdom teeth hand growth rerun
Rating: 4.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:59 pm
Rumor has it, G.W. Bush was born without wisdom teeth. Explains why his never came in.
Krissie - January 2, 2011, 6:02 pm
5 l's from me, LOVED it. kinda made me cringe-4 wisdom teeth pulled. That doesn't include 3 molars I had pulled last year :P
Sean - January 1, 2011, 1:27 pm
Nothing wrong with that, rerun. You done good. On a similar tack: "Oh great, the wisest thing about me and there's no room for it in my head -- not even in my big mouth."
rerun - January 1, 2011, 12:45 pm

I have tried, in vain to find a motivating quote for this pic, however I always seem to end up back here.
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 12:32 pm

lolz


The Riddle of Steel -


TAGS: the barbarian lol cat riddle of steel
Rating: 2.39/5

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LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:30 am
GREAT comic relief flicks...you think he speaks english with an accent NOW? Watch these!!!
TTD - June 17, 2009, 9:21 am
Arnold is Conan, two AWESOME movies called: "Conan The Barbarian" and "Conan The Destroyer" !
Dustin Marthington - September 7, 2008, 11:42 pm
it's amazing is what it is.
The Riddler - June 27, 2008, 1:31 am
what the hell is this?


TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - Just got a lot better


TAGS: teenage mutant ninja turtles girls
Rating: 3.95/5

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Bakstabr - July 28, 2010, 12:49 am
Wow...sorry for the double comment but somehow.....a teenage Mutant Ninja turtle game promo is right next to this pic and it has donny on it haha
ICEMAN - July 28, 2010, 12:49 am
No.
Bakstabr - July 28, 2010, 12:47 am
Anyone else notice that the brains of the Turtles, Donatello is missing in this photo


ALL GODS CHILDREN ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL - Most, are in fact, barely presentable




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TAGS: gay sweater teen angst punk rebel
Rating: 3.23/5

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CANADA - September 25, 2009, 12:00 pm
i use to have a red mohawk
bOB cHIN - September 25, 2009, 8:14 am
Yep, chip off the olde block.
Ed-Hyde - September 25, 2009, 8:06 am
My wife and I were talking bout this the other day. How disappointed our son is going to be when he comes home with green hair . . . and we yell AWESOME!!
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 10:22 pm
I'm glad you like it, aggy. Wish more people would vote, though. This has been in the incubator for a while.
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 9:57 pm
Love it!


NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT - Some guys will do anything to stay out of trouble...


TAGS: football steelers
Rating: 3.26/5

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pieman - February 7, 2011, 2:17 am
Lol! She is actually a Bengals fan. (did the research) 5L for the funny.
Fire3930 - February 6, 2011, 8:30 pm
Sorry ICEMAN...but funny can sometimes hurt...thanks anyway...
ICEMAN - February 6, 2011, 8:14 pm
For making me get out the eye bleach... 1L


TEEN PREGNANCY - The statistics are significantly true!


TAGS: teen pregnancy
Rating: 3.13/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:28 pm
Ahhh, but it doesn't say 25 YEARS. Definitely teen pregnancy drops off after the age of 25 months. And wouldn't a 113-119 year old be a "teen"? There's definitely a drop-off in rate of teen pregnancy between 19 and 113 year old females. Eh. I tried.
LOLOLOL - April 3, 2009, 8:15 pm
Pregnancy: the one thing comedy shows never make fun of.
Sean - December 9, 2008, 6:28 pm
Actually, the stats are wrong (referring to poster's text). It's impossible for there to be any kind of drop AT 25. And man am I bored out of my skull right now.
aPauling - August 23, 2008, 8:00 pm
Call me a perv, but I wouldn't touch a teenager over 19 years old.


PARITY - Even WITH it, some teams just suck


TAGS: football steelers cleveland
Rating: 2.62/5

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HtD - December 27, 2008, 4:44 am
I think the Lions are more fitting.


RULE OF THUMB - In the military Never volunteer for anything


TAGS: never volunteer in the military
Rating: 4.5/5

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MashiMashi - October 14, 2014, 12:32 pm
Don't be first, don't be the last, and don't volunteer
maoworks2 - April 22, 2012, 8:33 am
Only The Chow Line.


30 MINUTE GUARANTEE - If we don't arrive in 30 minutes, we won't bother because you probably started without us.




STUPID BEN, STUPID STEELERS -




MANATEES - Now we know who the real terrorists are


TAGS: manatees terrorism cute fluffy
Rating: 2.61/5

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me4891 - January 12, 2010, 4:23 pm
Awesome!


TIME LINCOLN - No one will catch Time Lincoln!


TAGS: time lincoln abe abraham athf aqua teen hunger force adult swim
Rating: 2.53/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2009, 2:40 pm
Must be a Girl Genius fan with that "spark" costume.


GO PACKERS! -




H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S - Base not your joy on the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away.




EVERYONE IS STARING AT US - It's not enough that your ass is so huge, but you had to bring a monkey to a public park? Honestly, Patricia!


TAGS: seurat park jettee sunday monkey bustle
Rating: 3.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2012, 2:45 am
Nobody ever comes around at 2 AM anymore....
caveman - December 16, 2011, 1:47 am
Over 6000 comments!!! WTF
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 11:24 pm
It's Motitwist, not Big Rock Candy Mountain, nor is it your pre-teen summer camp.... so, although there will be no smores, you can rest assured that there also won't be any camp counsellors who refer to you as canteen boy.
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 9:04 pm
Will there be smores?
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 8:08 pm
I'm going to set up camp at motitwist, but want to shoot a quick hello to the crew, the esteemed 2%ers, and those noobs who I've had the pleasure to interact with!
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 11:09 pm
Take it easy, space.
spacedog - March 19, 2011, 10:57 pm
Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure chatting. Till next time, cheers.
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 11:14 am
I think the comment system isn't working here...
agdaniele - March 15, 2011, 2:39 am
Down, but not out, my friends. Peace and love!
pzykosiz - March 10, 2011, 2:22 am
Looks like we've only got the first thousand comments instead of the last thousand now.
ICEMAN - March 10, 2011, 1:18 am
Who stole the regulars?
ICEMAN - March 9, 2011, 11:35 pm
Truer words were never said
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 6:15 pm
my mind is full of fuck because of what you just said.
showmeone - February 7, 2011, 2:58 pm
...because of burnt grass & the smell of sulfide gas ??
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 2:37 pm
Yep, hardly find more than 1 person online when I'm on...
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 12:37 pm
It's beginning to look a lot like Cheezburger around here. Spread it too thin and all substance is lost.
agdaniele - February 4, 2011, 12:32 am
Why do I bother drinking Guinness? It's not enough that we welcomed the squirt gun from the island of misfit toys... but nobody is around to chat with, either? Christ, this place...
agdaniele - January 14, 2011, 2:46 am
Mooooo, it's been a pleasure.
5150monkeylove - December 29, 2010, 1:54 am
no worries, I am about to bail
Claire - December 29, 2010, 1:37 am
That's cool. I'd get on but I'm at my grandparents' and there's very little privacy.
5150monkeylove - December 29, 2010, 1:12 am
Just kickin back on vent
Claire - December 29, 2010, 12:29 am
How is everyone tonight?
Claire - December 19, 2010, 9:58 pm
that*
Claire - December 19, 2010, 9:58 pm
I'm not really sure what the means, but it sounds like fun.
agdaniele - December 19, 2010, 9:30 pm
I know... I've got a life or something. Scary!
Claire - December 19, 2010, 8:56 pm
Thanks, Ag. Long time no see.
agdaniele - December 19, 2010, 8:35 pm
Nice to see you around, Claire... you're doing some fine work. Hope all is well.
agdaniele - December 18, 2010, 2:23 pm
Catch you later 5150... this ain't my scene.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:56 am
guess you bailed. anybody else breathing?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:20 am
I didnt get a vacation this year, it's not a big deal
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:19 am
other 1/2 is sending you a message for an opinion
Claire - December 17, 2010, 12:15 am
That sounds good. I have my last final tomorrow and then it's Christmas break.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:14 am
and a xmas miracle for the family. better than turkey day
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:13 am
alive and well. new shift 4 10's. more crap to deal with daily, but more days off
Claire - December 17, 2010, 12:12 am
Pretty good. Yourself?
Claire - December 17, 2010, 12:12 am
Pretty good. Yourself?
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:58 pm
yep. so how you doing?
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:50 pm
I bet well all just got troll'd.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:47 pm
Halloween (rob zombie version) The perfect storm of genetics and environment to produce the perfect psychopath
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:45 pm
that kind of crazy was no accident.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:44 pm
it did. I just thought I would bring on another encore before I quit.
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:43 pm
It's like she would accidentally hit the caps lock button periodically while she was typing and was too lazy to fix it.
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:42 pm
Oh Jesus lol. That got on my nerves. As if RANDOM words and CHAractERs need UNNECESSARY emphaSIS.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:40 pm
but CRAZYCHAT will NEVer DIE!!!!! (AAAAhahahahaaaaaa)
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:39 pm
I can now move on to another topic.... there are only so many posters you can do about llamas and spewing filth before it gets old
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:37 pm
I figured as much. i am lucky, laptop has built in mic as well as my other 1/2s
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:36 pm
The llama was eliminated. No, I don't have Vent. ): No mic yet.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:34 pm
are you on the vent thingy?
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:33 pm
has the llama been shaved? It seems like it is hiding from our cold reception
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:32 pm
Well that's good.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:32 pm
DOING goood
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 5:09 pm
speaking of dramallamas.... It has been quiet lately since the "cowboy up" discussion
Claire - December 16, 2010, 4:07 pm
Moo+ is the kind of guy where your feelings for him come later- in the form of Stockholm Syndrome.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 4:02 pm
Hey look over there!!!!!!What?...that's how I woo.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 3:56 pm
I told you I am allergic to aggressive anal rape. (doesn't matter how I know) you will have to woo me first.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 3:34 pm
Wait, I'm not Gay...(but I'd still assrape 51, just to teach him a lesson. (even though he's been taught before and still craves the cock)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 3:32 pm
you say that now, but come over sometime....you;ll be walking funny for months........And I'm going to visit family, You won't understand 5150, since you were raised by skunks.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 3:27 pm
Just helping you out and giving you something to aspire to. I never knew you would feel shame and run away for the weekend. PS...don't kill yourself, there are midgets who love smaller guys
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 3:25 pm
FYI guys...I'm going away for the weekend, I'll be back Sunday night, So, Now's a good time to stop sending me pics of your junk. @5150....That was mostly aimed at you.
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
hey all!
forseti - December 14, 2010, 5:19 pm
GCS looks like DonScorpione got a new middle initial...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 10:09 am
Sorry, You're "goat cheese sammich" for now....GCS for short.
Hawamleh - December 14, 2010, 10:07 am
Yes sir mister mooo ( can you call me biz for the day)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:31 am
don't you get it Hammy?...You are whatever I say you are. If I call you a goat cheese sammich, you're a goat cheese sammich.
Hawamleh - December 14, 2010, 9:02 am
why am I called the moti-virgin? anyway how about I call you daddy?(you too claire)
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 1:15 am
oookaaayyyy..... anyways Hi all!
Claire - December 13, 2010, 8:42 pm
Masturbation doesn't count as sexual deviancy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 8:40 pm
Big words from The Moti-Virgin.
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 7:03 pm
Come on, you have no basis to not call me daddy, I am obviously superior to you in sexual deviancy, so you must call me daddy.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 6:31 pm
That's why I started with a new nick...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 6:10 pm
So, Hammy made his 1000th post. But he did it by commenting on everything with no regard for content. I'll never call him Greybeard..(or Daddy)
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 5:29 pm
didn't hurt as much as they said it would.
pzykosiz - December 13, 2010, 5:22 pm
did you have to get a cesarian for that?
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 5:00 pm
just finished writing my play :D it's in Arabic, but still I'm proud of my child.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 4:30 pm
Don't mess with Don Scorpione... The amount of accidents is raising.
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 4:17 pm
I meant it as a joke as in if I post next he takes me out... sounded better in my head.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 4:06 pm
It wasn't a joke. Who didn't get what? I hope you'll be smarter next time.
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 3:32 pm
I got banned for a day, that's why i was missing, apparently Grey didn't really get my joke :(
forseti - December 13, 2010, 10:13 am
Hawa is nervous because there are only 5 postings left to his first beard stubble... ;)
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:48 am
I have a few min before i have to play dress up for work.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:44 am
so where is Hammy? Haven't seen a forum post from him in over a day... maybe he finally caught his elusive femme
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:39 am
Sometimes they do, barring the inane rantings of some
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:36 am
ROFL... yeah, you're right. The comments count! But I uploaded poster #300 today (of course with a 300 picture) and got this nice score. And I passed a big part of my exams last week. So I'm pretty happy right now ;)
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:32 am
since he sold the van, privacy is harder to come by
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:31 am
well deserved, sir. I myself stopped worrying about my scores since the anonymous voting, and some other folks on here with issues
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:29 am
That's why you and Chompers were missing for about an hour at motifake convention last weekend?
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:27 am
THANK YOU btw! Rude forseti...
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:26 am
Its my fault... I find clowns and herpes both really funny subjects....Now both together was 5 perfect storms
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:22 am
Good morning, America! Great day (for)²-seti! First time a 5.0 in my top10. 20 minutes I guess. But who cares...
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 9:56 am
it double posted for some odd reason.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 7:25 am
smn on?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2010, 4:42 am
A warning for low voting.....M. is working on it, Patience is a virtue my friend.
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 2:39 am
warning for what?
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 2:39 am
warning for what?
TheTrashHeap - December 12, 2010, 12:49 am
I just voted twice and got a warning?
Claire - December 10, 2010, 12:20 am
lol! Not quite.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 12:20 am
howdy claire! You curving bullets yet?
Claire - December 10, 2010, 12:19 am
Hello everyone.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 12:13 am
Hi ice
ICEMAN - December 9, 2010, 11:47 pm
And you still have a sense of humor?


TOOTHBRUSH -




DEATHSTROKE - Part-time supervillain, part-time pedophile.




CRABS - They get near ya, hit 'em with the shampoo.




IRONY - Living the American dream while singing songs about how hard life is


TAGS: irony springsteen
Rating: 4.89/5

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maoworks2 - June 29, 2012, 7:17 pm
The Boss !


OH CRAP - It is quite evident at this point that I am totally screwed


TAGS: alligator totally screwed evident teeth
Rating: 4.32/5

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djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:58 am
Agreed, and hilarious with the caption. Last thought through your mind before nom nom nom. ;)
spanko1 - January 20, 2012, 9:33 am
Amazing picture!


TOOTH FAIRY -


TAGS: tooth fairy cut cheek face scar teeth toothfairy
Rating: 3.62/5

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SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 1:50 pm
OUCH.... Poor Little Girl


PRESENTEEISM - Because misery loves company.




WHEN CATS ATTACK! - Don't go swimming in the water or you might be attacked by a cat!


TAGS: cat shark attack swimming ocean teeth
Rating: 2.54/5

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Greth/noname - October 30, 2008, 7:14 pm
tigershark amirite?


BEAUTIFUL TEETH - YOUR TEETH ARE THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS, BUDDY.


TAGS: teeth nerd glasses
Rating: 2.42/5

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TigerKid - June 27, 2008, 4:09 am
Funny. Those glasses don't seem to have lenses...or it could be the Rum im dinking.
Contrarian - June 11, 2008, 4:46 am
Agreed. For instance, why isn't he wearing an American flag lapel pin? Does he hate the troops that much?


TEELA - The ONLY reason to watch that fruit-ass show!




CARROT & STICK METHOD - Reforming unruly teenagers is a simple task. Throw a carrot. When they try to catch it, beat them with a stick.




ROCKS -


TAGS: butterteeth that is a deal breaker
Rating: 4.36/5

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jackripper - August 18, 2010, 10:18 am
I think she has been smoking a few of those rocks, not chewing on them
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
LOL!!!


GOOD JOKE FOR BAD JOKE DAY -


TAGS: stress teepee wigwam tense
Rating: 4.28/5

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Neener - October 6, 2010, 5:09 pm
If you do the 'ruler of the bracelet' joke I'll kill you with a gerbil cannon.
5150monkeylove - October 6, 2010, 4:32 pm
I had to shorten it a little for space fitting.


HINES WARD - You couldn't win the SUPER BOWL, but you beat out The "BIG FAT ACTRESS" in a dance competition. This is your YEAR Bro!


TAGS: dwts ward alley steelers nfl
Rating: 3.81/5

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440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 3:21 pm
I agree but he did lose the superbowl, and get pegged for dui. Oh an dgirls built like that are eay to get, take a spin class at the local ballys they're all over the place.
ISeeRedPeople - July 25, 2011, 2:28 pm
You only wish you could get your hands on a babe like that. In winning he beat the Oprah watchers voting. STFU!


DENTAL HYGIENE - When your chicklets are that big and obtrusive, they'd better be whiter than an Alaskan's can in January.




POTCHEEN - When drinking yourself into a triple delirium just isn't good enough


TAGS: potcheen poitin poteen
Rating: 3/5

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Muck - November 1, 2009, 2:16 pm
Agree, didn't want to go for obvious pic (logo or bottle)so tried bit more obscure and indirect pic. Nae a winner indeed. But we shan't give in, never!
CANADA - October 30, 2009, 11:13 pm
you needed a better picture


CARL - TONIGHT!


TAGS: adult swim aqua teen hunger force athf frylock meatwad master shake
Rating: 2.29/5

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Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:42 pm
Timmies! Where's my belt!? O, I'm wearing it! *yanks off belt* Tell me when the get close...I'll smack 'em!
CANADA - October 24, 2009, 7:39 pm
ELDER GOD TIMMY!
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
epic timmy
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
Why? What's wrong with Jalford? Did he steal your legos?
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:30 pm
Jalford=1 lion
kayelemenohpee - October 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
that shit made my day hahhahah


AMPUTEES - Say what you like about these servicemen amputees from Iraq and Afghanistan but we’re going to have a bloody good Paralympic team in 2012!


TAGS: paralympic amputee
Rating: 4.9/5

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Greeny - April 20, 2014, 7:17 am
...serious time... heh
irresistablex3 - January 14, 2011, 11:02 pm
just the thought of losing my legs scare me >_
agdaniele - January 14, 2011, 2:58 am
airborne knows things.
airborne - January 14, 2011, 2:57 am
That's Oscar Pistorius - South Africa's top para-olympic runner. He "plays" with a modified Yamaha R1 and has done some serious good times in a standard DB9 around a track ....
Reality Lord - January 13, 2011, 6:49 pm

...and it made me laugh.
Reality Lord - January 13, 2011, 6:48 pm

totally tasteless....5L.
5150monkeylove - January 13, 2011, 1:46 pm
There was one in Florida. I saw the COPS episode a long time ago.
50cal - January 13, 2011, 12:38 pm
Or fast cops! Imagine watching cops seeing an amputees chase down a crook. Tink, tink, tink...... :) Hats off to my fellow army vets.


IMPROVISE ADAPT OVERCOME -




NEW MAN OF STEEL - Where are his red pants? Everyone knows he gets his powers from his red pants


TAGS: man of steel
Rating: 4.13/5

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CHILDHOOD OBESITY - But, on the bright side, His thumbs are buff.




TRINITY...HELP! - When you wish your world was the matrix




TEETH - They reveal your true age




GOING GREEN - Maybe this is taking it a little too far.


TAGS: beast boy beastboy changeling teen titans tokyo catgirl catgirls anime
Rating: 2.08/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 2:06 pm
Worstest!


I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL - 3 Thumbs up!!!




WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW! -


TAGS: arrest of teen for wrapping cat in duct tape
Rating: 1.36/5

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jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 11:51 am
how can someone do this stupidity??!?!! poor little cat :(
twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 7:51 pm
I beelieve that cat was rescued and named Sticky.
Derek - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
Because you'll be crying out for him when the tape comes off


ADAPTATION -


TAGS: work pretend guarantee alone
Rating: 4.85/5

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motifayk - August 21, 2011, 10:29 am
No doubt he's a great artist. No one would dare to touch a story like that. Actually I like the movie but still it drags a bit.
Verdeckt - August 21, 2011, 7:03 am
I agree, it wasn't Nicolas Cage's best work.
motifayk - August 21, 2011, 1:41 am
Much better than the other adaptation.....


JOUSTING - Add a little time travel for spice and BAM it's epic.




THE GREEN RANGER - Doesn't do that small-talk stuff with the bitches.


TAGS: oh and brush your teeth first and bring a friend he exclaimed
Rating: 3.79/5

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coldinjected - July 12, 2011, 11:27 am
Is today lets bomb super old posters and convos day? Why didn't I get a memo? Oh, and while I'm here, Canada sucks. America sucks. Life sucks. Blah, blah, blah. Contribute please.
mrwhyte - July 11, 2011, 7:48 pm
Your queen of beers tastes like watered down Molson Canadian. Srsly tho who puts 2.5% alcohol in something and then gets drunk off of it.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:31 pm
@Random: We have the King of Beers. Your cheap imitations are but humble servants to its royal greatness.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:30 pm
Canadian bacon is not bacon! It is only ham, round pieces of ham. To thee I say "Nay!" Besides, and I didn't want to bring this up, but we have Jon Stewart. Top that.
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
He's American Mooooooooo. Gotta remember that. Plus our beer > yours.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:28 pm
If I could name one reason after health care and Marijuana that makes Canada superior to the U.s ...It would be bacon.....what are you thinking Bart?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:14 pm
If there was a war between America and Canada, we would WIN! ...because of our superior bacon.
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 6:57 pm
Nicely timed posters, considering the entire series finally ended less then a week ago. And another part of my childhood dies, yet why won't those horrible horrible memories of everything after the original series?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 5:21 pm
I prefer your national anthem. Musically, I mean. Maybe I'm just jaded.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 5:04 pm
If you push us....we'll be really polite and invite you over for a hot meal.....YOU don't want that my friend......XD.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 5:02 pm
Soooooo, this dis's on the Canadians? I see what you're doing Veggie.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 5:02 pm
He's Canadian.....You got something to say Veg?
spacedog - January 2, 2010, 5:02 pm
*sigh* I'm way off my game. Too much food and drink in the last week. Later all.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 5:01 pm
Power Rangers, Space. It was a 90s show for kids. Where do you live, dude?
spacedog - January 2, 2010, 5:00 pm
Green ranger was a hockey player?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:58 pm
My experiment failed.....because you fuckers wouldn't help.....sorry space, you know I love you.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:58 pm
Space likes cocktail wienies
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:57 pm
Space! If D asterisk C K isn't some sort of candy, we need to talk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:57 pm
You're not helping Bone, Spacedog has a tiny, tiny penis.....his mom told me so.
spacedog - January 2, 2010, 4:57 pm
I've never seen this show, Pro. Was it back in the 80's or did mullets make a come back? *ignoring the cow*
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:55 pm
So does he wipe it mouth with the panties after each bugger...I mean how does that work?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
Spacedog sucks dick for bus fare and still walks home.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:53 pm
Spacedog is skimming posters...everyone rag on him...he'll check comments next.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:51 pm
Thanks, Space. 'Preciate it, 'preciate it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:46 pm
I tried to get that in before he commented.....I failed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:45 pm
Hey guys, don't tell him I brought it up....but I hear Spacedog likes to sniff panties and eat boogers.
spacedog - January 2, 2010, 4:45 pm
Nice one, Pro.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:44 pm
Cool.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm
PM Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
It's the same sh*t, Bone. Same sh*t as the Green Hornet.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:31 pm
Life after that is just a fog
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:29 pm
52...and I only remember the Green Hornet on TV
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
I only drink because I tremble If I don't....it makes it harder to type....and "concur".
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:48 pm
God, it's twenty-one down here. O, well...It's more fun to drink when you can get arrested for it...which is why drinking too much is always fun.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:46 pm
Ahhhhh.....to be 19 again. (that's the legal drinking age in my home province) My liver is reminiscing.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:44 pm
I'm almost 19...and Goku could totally kick Green Rangers a$s. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:41 pm
How old are you guys?........Veggie is 26, I know that.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Are you serious, Moo? The original version used to be must-see television!
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:37 pm
I used to watch a lot as a kid. I watched some of the newer stuff with my nephew, and it was GOD AWFUL. Mightly Morphing Power Rangers where the shit. 5/5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:34 pm
I had to look this up to get the joke....I can't believe you guys are into power Rangers.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:33 pm
The Green Ranger is becoming one of my heroes, pro. You are a born propagandist.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 3:31 pm
Ha! You ass.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:29 pm
2 posters on the same topic in one day Veggie?....you should be ashamed. 5L.......XD.


BAD NEWS -


TAGS: you load sixteen tons
Rating: 3.5/5

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Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:42 am
Owww cuts too close to the bone.


STEREOTYPING -


TAGS: stereotypical steeler fan
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sleeves - May 10, 2010, 12:54 am
I live in an area full of steelers fans and the shoes fits plenty. 5 molesting lions for this


Drawback -


TAGS: fuck amputee flaw
Rating: 3.37/5

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Sleeves - May 8, 2010, 12:28 am
holy shit
boeweizer - March 9, 2010, 8:36 pm
didn't notice the missing leg till u said sumthing
Claire - September 5, 2009, 1:05 am
LOL!
Treehodger - August 31, 2009, 11:42 pm
OMFG Id so date her! I do not care, she is GORGEOUS!!! Now, to find out who she is.. XD just kidding.
faulty switch - August 30, 2009, 3:36 am
ahhhhh you got me!
CWB - July 18, 2009, 12:47 am
ROFLROFLROFL THAT WAS FUCKING SO FUNNY WHEN I READ THE HORSE PART AND REALISED I HAD NO FUCKING CLUE IT WAS THERE
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:07 am
i was too busy thinking she was in a bedroom last time i saw her and her delightful shirt
Porcelina - October 18, 2008, 3:51 am
Oh no! I just realized, motifakes are getting so bad now and I didn't realize the horse till MWLF's comment. >.< Maybe I should read the captions first..sometimes
Roamer - October 18, 2008, 12:50 am
Tis the price one pays for an upload vs. a creation. I was too lazy to hind the original pic; hence, teh grammar i5 suxxorz
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 17, 2008, 11:53 pm
Roamer, your grammar is atrocious and bewildering, nevertheless I gave this 5 lions because I did not see the horse at all at first. You got me.
SGT P - October 17, 2008, 10:31 pm
Love the shirt....And this chick's great attitude.


TEELA - BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, I HAVE A BONER!!!




PIRATE -




FALCON PUNCH - It Solves Teen Pregnancy




BAD INFLUENCES - Man Tiger, I wish Jesse would hurry in the bathroom I gotta pee




PHILADELPHIA - You've gotta do a better job watching "Michael VICK"!!




Retirement -


TAGS: retirement days three to fourteen
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 11:44 am
Hi ughomer, I tried to email you on here about one of your posters that I love but I couldn't get it to send to you... if you get a sec to send me one I can reply to it :)
chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 10:41 am
Thanks ughomer! :)
ughomer - September 2, 2013, 10:21 am
Marvelous, C-Little! 5 Lions.


I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL -




Childbearing Years -


TAGS: teen wastes childbearing years prime
Rating: 4.93/5

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Ron2 - September 20, 2013, 6:54 am
Excellent... though, the truth in this is way to sobering.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 9:10 am
Love it! 5L's :)


making jason voorhees happier than usual -




ROLE MODEL -


TAGS: twilight teen daughter protective dad
Rating: 4.87/5

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EmoChik - October 29, 2010, 3:22 am
If I was you daughter then I'd be suprised too. You want your daughter to turn into a leech?
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 1:22 pm

ag......grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:03 pm
So, you only want your daughter to lose her black cherry?
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 11:28 am
Just cruising. I am usually not on here during the weekend but i have some free time this morning. I was here Friday.
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 11:20 am

geez fp i know this is gonna come off as gay but i missed you man. where u been?
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 10:50 am
ROR! 5L, perfect
GreyScorpion - September 5, 2010, 10:35 am
RL, FTFW!! 5L


IN TODAY’S YOUTH - The term ‘that’s my favourite song ever’. Ever- referring to the most recent memory the brain can remember


TAGS: teen music sucks choice hard
Rating: 4.84/5

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mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:36 pm
true 5tory


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: coitus interruptus teenage daughter
Rating: 4.73/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 15, 2010, 11:03 am
It's Culos! RUN!!
ICEMAN - August 15, 2010, 10:52 am
Nice. 5


ITS A ONE WAY STREET -


TAGS: think teen baby diaper
Rating: 4.71/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 15, 2011, 7:56 am
Nice one. 5 lions.


BEAUTY - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. As long as the beholder has conformed to everyone elses ideals of beauty.




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